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19/3/02:
Nerrr!!! Why in the hell don't ph33r me? Eeh fsck it just email to Stevo...
Sorry that this update is a bit late... At lest it's here ^_^;
11/3/02:
So no one fears i the gold text? Well when you find your self in the woods being hunted by the trees and update elfs you'll be wishing that you send a email to Stevo Don't think they wont hunt you! they will!
My friends think its funny when i'm in pain therefor do you guys think it's funny to see me write email me 80% of the time???
Now sorry but i can't put a comic up on Wednesday or friday... I'm going up to some beach to relax... Yes i know i have no job i'm a derro (Hobo, bum or troll under a bridge) So what i'm relaxing from is beyond me... that and my spelling is getting better ^_^
8/3/03:
So no one fears i the gold text? Well when you find your self in the woods being hunted by the trees and update elfs you'll be wishing that you send a email to Stevo Don't think they wont hunt you! they will!
... No mail no hate mail... What will it take for you guys to email me?
In other news i got off my ass and put up a affilate thingys they are Game jumpers, Lilwin and Team X Box
I took the banners of the main page and put them here same with the poll
In the past i used to hate the X Box i even did a guest comic for Lilwin where they try to drop an X Box on me... But to be honst it's not that bad the only evil thing about it is that it's microsoft
6/3/03:
You must email Stevo for i have said so!
If you want to see me put some thing in to the comic please email me... And for Lok were going to use your idea in a few comics :)
4/3/03:
Hahahaha I be the gold text color! hahahahaha ph33r |\/|3!
I had a some what evil idea... I was thinking of buying a X Box... Now i heat the X Box so why? 4 games: Dead or alive 3, Halo, Unreal Campion and Sam and Max 2 so maybe when these games come out and it's cheaper ($650 here)... No Stevo bad Stevo don't do it...
Well in other news dave wants his color change from Red to Orange so yeah not much here
1/3/03:
I the gold font is back hahahaha
Well the odd sized banners may piss people off so here's one more...
27/2/02:
Well i need ideas and i hope that dave can help me
Well the odd sized banners may piss people off so here's one more...
25/2/02
Sorry that i'm all confused again... i hope that i got it right this time... ?:/
22/2/02:
Well i'm weak i tryed to give up ff7... but it didn't work... Oh well :)
20/2/02:
Holy shit! Someone email me! on 18/2/02 i opend outlook and there it was! I fell off my chair! this is good more = goodness!
Sub: I messed this message up
hello... well stevo looks like my friend josh but with my geekness... thats bout it, uh................ oh and add a character that is gay that likes dave, i figure that if he has no pants and a gay creature sees him some jokes are bond to arise... that sounded wrong, if it makes you feel better I will personally kick my own ass, well bye -Name withheld ... aka Lok
See if Lok can do it you guys can too! :)
18/2/02
Well over 500 people been here and that poll says that 14 people have voted...
Email me is it that hard?
EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME||EMAIL ME|| Maybe that will do...? sorry about all this it just that i wanna know what you guys think! Is that too much to ask?
13. Garrett's Principle
Let's not mince words: you're a thief. You can walk into just about anybody's house like the door wasn't even locked. You just barge right in and start looking for stuff. Anything you can find that's not nailed down is yours to keep. You will often walk into perfect strangers' houses, lift their precious artifacts, and then chat with them like you were old neighbors as you head back out with their family heirlooms under your arm. Unfortunately, this never works in stores.
From the: The grand list of console Role Playing Game cliches
14/2/02
Hmmmmm yeah lifes a bitch when you don't have a Girl friend...
4|\||> f0r 4|| j00 |/\||-|0 4r3 |4|_|9|-|1|\|9 4+ |\/|3: F5<|< J00!
13/2/02
Fucked if i know why the midis are not working
I just did 4 fan comics for Lilwin So i'm happy with that... Have a look see... It's not that hard is it?
11/2/02
Stevo: Fuck it i can't be stuffed saying email me now
so i'll keepdoing the comics the way that i've been doing them i'll try to add in the stuff from the polls and i'm tacking down the the photos and download links at the end of this week maybe they come back... one day
Stevo: I'm also got a lot of mids so why not put them up? I'm going to put a new one up each update
8/2/02
it's like hiting my self in the hit with a 2by4 but still i'm going to leave this rant here
Email stevoCome on is it that hard to write a email? if one can use the net one would hope to think that one could use a email system like hotmail or some thing?Email stevo
Same with the Guestbook i know it had that evil background but now it's gone so yeah
4/2/02:
Email stevoCome on is it that hard to write a email? if one can use the net one would hope to think that one could use a email system like hotmail or some thing?Email stevo
Same with the Guestbook i know it had that evil background but now it's gone so yeah
4/2/02:
54y +0|>4y +0 |\|0+|-|1|\|9 *tans: Say today to nothing (Nothing to say today)*

1/2/02:
Hmmmmmmmm something...
30/1/02
Mwa hahahahaha! PH33R!
Dave's still a pussy!
28/1/02
Dave has got off his ass and is now helping me make the fucking comics...
Dave's a pussy
27/1/02
Hmmmm todays comic says it all
And yes i think it's cute how i'm blinking
25/1/02
NOTE: I'm sorry about this rant
Who fucking read this comic? Do you people give a fucking shit about this comic? if so it don't look like it!... fuck it who gives a shit
I try photos... Nope... Try a lame hand done comic... Nope... SO FUCKING HELL IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T G I V E - A - F U C K I N G - S H I T!
... rant done
23/1/02
Nothing really... sigh...
21/1/02
The ending of Rtcw SUCKS!!!! WTF WAS THAT!!!... sorry
Also i think someone sent me a fancomic... but my mum saw it downloading out of the mail box then bang i can't get it back (if it was fancomic) so if you did try senting it again... No this is some sad ass atment at beging
Well we now have some moving picture thingys (Todays comic, 2 banners) So have a look as i know that there are people reading this comic and i DO want to know what you think of it small or large it dose not matter!
I know it sound weird but i would love to see what you guys can come up with so come on use todays comic and make some thing for us it dose not matter how "dumb" it may seem but i'll put them! Fan comic maker



14/1/01 NOTE: This has been on for 2 updates same with the rant
New stuff
I know it sound weird but i would love to see what you guys can come up with so come on use todays comic and make some thing for us it dose not matter how "dumb" it may seem but i'll put them!
Well i liked the look of Diabo 2 Tomb Of Knowlege so after a lot of cuting, add then tesing here's our new look! the old main wont be updated but you can still go to it if you want
8/1/02:

Stevo's Mood today: rant time
Dave's Mood today: ...

well i'm lazy and well and so far no one has sent in a email or a fan comic or stuff
over 300 people have been here and that's great but i not know how to make this comic to your taste therefor if you want to see some thing funny happen email me and we'll try to work it in the email is rusty73@bigpond.com
3/1/02:

Stevo's Mood today: Neeh
Dave's Mood today: ...

Well not much the guestbook is better now so please sign it!
1/1/02:

Stevo's Mood today: Happy New Year!
Dave's Mood today: ...

Happy New Year
My new year thingy is to update this comic 3 times a week...
27/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Yeah one year 99% out the window... *Sigh*
Dave's Mood today: Word

MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hope you get what you want!
And whos lazy? Stevo is!
21/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Happy happy joy joy and shit
Dave's Mood today: weafsaa!!!

Please use the poll as that's one type of feed back so yeah use it please thanks
One more thing that bg was shitting me off so yeah now the page is easy to read
18/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Anime... too much... and... porn... uhhhhh
Dave's Mood today: aesfs? sfdaw!

yay! we have a guestbook! and two polls! it's all good!!!
16/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Wow number 18 and 8-bit theater at 31?... Thank you all so much!
Dave's Mood today: ...

Hmmmm? So yeah soon i'll put a voting thingy so that you can tell me what you want without you having to email me plus a g/book
13/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Some much to do and too much time to do it in...
Dave's Mood today: Got a car, had a car now i'm pissed!

I'm sorry for the late it's just well i'm getting very dishearten by the lack/no feedback on this comic if you have some thing to tell me then tell me it can be good, bad or other just tell me!
6/12/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Dave's got off his ass and is now going to help me with this comic
Dave's Mood today: So much to do and too much time to do it in...

Dave is going to help me with this comic and stuff so it could get better but please email me a friendly_cat@hotmail.com and tell me what you guys like and dislike about the comic thanks!
Also i'm sorry about the late update it just that my pc is hay so very hay
30/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Not too bad
Dave's Mood today: I be not here

Nothing to say... heh
28/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Final Fantasy is a good movie. So why do people hate it?
Dave's Mood today: ...

Not much for today but this: Why did the Final Fantasy movie do so bad?
K i'm done
26/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Why Are All The Cars Outside Real... Let us thank Eskimo joe for the bit of sleep i could get this past week...
Dave's Mood today: Heh heh no porn for Stevo... heh heh

Well have nothing to say but this: Todd = Bad, Porn, Cookies = Good, Lack of sleep and porn = BAAAD! so whats the point?
Well my bloody skools week sucked thanks to Todd (Yes it may of been a good week...) but still! DAMN IT!

The line of "Better go out and get the hobos and blacks out of it again" Was only a joke i/we do NOT mean to hurt people's feelings for this
23/11/01

Stevo's Mood today: PORN! I be needing more! plus cookies!
Dave's Mood today: Skools!
I'm sorry for the lateness of this comic it's just that Todd has been here and well... I have a shit load of a mess to fix... DAMN IT! sorry i just found some more mess... F***! k i'm done

Mmmmmm i have two of them but around $600 for a Gamecube? better to try and steal one...
Please note i would never do that
19/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: ... Death to Todd... heh heh
Who the hell is Todd?
Well now thats there's no more school this page is going to be updated Monday, Wensday and Firday (maybe Satday or Sunday)
17/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Well on monday no school... Derro world here i come!
Dave's Mood today: Shit, shit, shit and shit some more! The Formal is on tonight!
So you may of seen the word "Derro" pop up
So what is a Derro?
A Derro is a Bum or Hobo or homeles person etc
So why do Stevo and Yoda want to be homeles?
Coz Derros ROCK! there so cool!
14/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: 3 days left...
Dave's Mood today: 3 days left...!
Mwa ha ha ha the last day is only 3 days away yay!
12/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: mp3 = good, no Napster = baaaaaaad...
Dave's Mood today: Last day of school is only a week or so away!
Weeeeeeeell Stevo, Yoda & Dave are doing so fun shit makin' CDs heh heh
A big thank you must go to Sic from Game jumpers for helpin' me with some stuff for this page!
8/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Bugger it's too much!
Dave's Mood today: ...
Well some thing sad has happend here with two of the cast members...
So i'll get you guess who they are
Now yeah there's only a few more days left of school so yeah thats good!
4/11/01:

Stevo's Mood today: two weeks of school!
Dave's Mood today: ... Where the hell i'am i?
Ummmm shit sorry for the updates it's just that i get the feelin' that no one reads these and i'm getting dishearten by this so if you do read this tell me what you think it don't matter if it good or bad i just wanna know! Tell stevo
24/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Ipt is fun when you don't work
Dave's Mood today: Dark dave is here for now...

So what is "Dark Dave"? he's the not-happy Dave
With the pictures for links i'm too lazy to put it on all the pages
People if you wanna make this comic, web page and/or other PLEASE TELL ME!
Mmmmmmm someting...
22/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Mmmmmm Final Fantasy 3 on NES... sweeeeet
Dave's Mood today: Mmmmmm Vodka...

Uh shit i'm sorry about monday and wensday comics some thing came up... yeah so sorry if you know where i could find some "update elfs" it would realy help us
So wanna see some thing new please feel free to email as i need to know if you like this comic so if you hate it say so but say how i/dave can do better
Thanks!
12/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: I don't get it: I'am doing something that i love (Making this comic) and it has not blowin' up in my face shit this can't be good can it?
Dave's Mood today: Why? why does nice guys end up last? why? thats pucked!

So you wanna know what eeh means? read on... if you dear... Mwa ha ha ha ha
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eeh = "I don't give a shit/crap/rats ass"
neeh = "I just don't care"
Big diff my friends
SWEEEEEEEEET i made a cool wallpaper for 800X600 i think but still it's cool!
Wallpaper
10/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Matty is shittin' me off about all dis "computer talk" now i don't care in fact i could not give a shit! but you like it then good for you and don't let me get in your way

Matty will die..., Matty will die... X 4
8/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: ...What the puck do you think? it's school!
Dave's Mood today: Puck off...

I hate this it's 6:30am and i'm up and doin' stuff, this i don't like...
And that i have:
~ Garphics assessment due in like 5 weeks and i still have no god damn idea what the puck i doing!
~ Maths test in week 2/3
~ Two bullshit enghils assessment thats all bullshit and stuff
K, i'm done
5/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Mmmmm pOrn...
Dave's Mood today: Lola from Back to Ski school... Sweeeeeeeet!

Yeah i'm pissed coz school starts next week and well Updates maybe late...
Uhh shit i can't help my self it's just toooooo goooood... sorry...
... Stevo... I think you may have a problem
Well back to it... damn...
Stevo i think you need a hobbie...
Whats the matter with this?
Stevo most people don't do that 14-15 hours straight
You sayin' that gaming is bad?
No but 14-15 hours most people would have fried eyes!
Yeah most
My bad
Say... what did you guys/girls be thinkin' out there?
3/10/01:

Stevo's Mood today: Eeh gettin' to the point of total weirdness for me: Finding the Celine Dion CD then playing it in the background... help me

Uhhh nothin' much goin' down here... shit all and me and my lazyness this is damn good!
Oh Dave tells me what to put in his text most of the time same with Gen therefor i'll try and get the cast to have a bit more say in what happens here...
1/10/01

Stevo's mood today: Not too bad Red Faction is hard at the end but it' all good
Dave's mood today: Eeh like i give a damn

Ok here's the thing i been playing: Diablo 2, Red Faction and AOE 2 The Conquerors and playing Gorillaz in the back ground and well not much happin' this side of town about you Dave?
*** Nothing but raido static... ***
God pucking damn it... HOOTCHY MUMMA (If you don't know what that is from you must die... *cough* Seinfeld *cough*)


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